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Just a year ago I wouldn't have cared less about a new #Java GC.

Me now: "Oh god! This is amazing!!! The new ZGC in Java 11 is going to be H-U-G-E!!! Think about all the possibilities especially with parallel stuff in #clojure!!!!"

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I just updated my website, the blog is gone (for now). It's more like a personal manifesto, now.

I can use it as an , I think.
There are some typos and errors here and there, if you spot one feel free to let me know. Thanks.

@neilgall Common Lisp has proper types. Not algebraic ones like Haskell, but we nonetheless enjoy strong dynamic typing.

I'm creating a « personal » account over there:

This way I'll keep this one centered on my work and I'll speak about the rest (my personal life, politics but *mostly* the infamous british railway network) on this new account.

I'll probably toot both in French and English.

I just started a journey with generative music. I wrote a blog post about it here: Check it out! 😁

#clojure #procgen #music #generative

Please boost this toot.

Ultimately, what I am asking for is a period of a week or so while I work through issues (if they show up)... we may be up and down a bit in that time, and I value your presence here at

please bear with the coming changes... hopefully there will no noticable issues, but the new configuration is largely untested...

There are backups.

Please boost this toot.

Fair warning everyone. will be prepping for a major move tomorrow. There will be extended downtime.

The costs of operating this instance on Azure have gotten too consistently high for me to be cool with, I will be moving to a self-hosted environment.

I know of one particular issue that I may face by doing so. If it gets to be too much of an issue, I'll look into fixing it.

A small price to pay for security.

#Clojure Heart of Clojure, a new Clojure conference coming to Leuven, Belgium, on 2 and 3 August 2019 |

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Functional Café is an instance for people interested in functional programming and languages.