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Give a man a beer, and he entertains you. Hold a man's beer, and he entertains the world. #Showerthoughts

♲ @anonymiss@despora.de: despora.de/uploads/images/e454…

do the world a favor and get your friends back on xmpp

RSS is 20 years old (and still in heavy use here) https://gizmodo.com/rss-is-better-than-twitter-1833624929

Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

There are more atoms in the universe than there are stars in the sun #ScienceFacts

Adventures of Link 2 by bitbot (2015-10-26)

♲ @arte@loma.ml: Linsen: Das Rezept gegen den Welthunger www.arte.tv/de/videos/065803-0…

We want computer programs, not computer software. And certainly not apps.

We used to make websites because it was fun but at some point, we lost the way.
We need to make dumb shit! Make useless stuff; make the web fun again!
https://makefrontendshitagain.party/

if you experience a collapse in local euclidian geometry, dial 1-800-MC-ESCHR

Ach mist. Wollte gerade was bei Wikipedia schauen, aber geht ja nicht.

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the "x" in LaCroix is there for a reason so i'm going to fucking pronounce it ok?

Arctic now locked into devastating temperature rise, UN report says
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/arctic-warming-locked-in-1.5056548

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Bestes Schild heute #FridaysForFurture #FicktEuchNichtDieErde