The only people with more foolish pride about where they're from than Californians are Chicagoans.

I am a Chicagoan, for context, and I maintain it's still the greatest city in the world.

@Elizafox clearly you've never met people from northern english towns

@Arcana Okay you got me there. Let me qualify that with "the only Americans"

@Arcana People from northern English towns will proudly proclaim they're from Shittypooston without a hint of remorse or awareness.


@Elizafox @Arcana STOP LIVING IN THE UK!

Millennia of people living there yet no use for rain found

"Bits and Bobs", "oh, my giddy aunt", statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

These are actual towns, named by actual people: Knowle, Budbrooke, Hurworth-on-Tees, Uplawmoor

"Hello, I would like to go to PENISTONE"

They have played us for absolute fools

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