uspol, birdsite, imagine the meeting, 不 

Pelosi to Milley: Do you have a plan to keep him from starting a nuclear war?

Milley, sighing deeply: Yes ma'am, we've been holding it in reserve, but it's time.

Milley to Twitter employees: Gentlemen, and ladies, you're our last line of defense. Keep him busy as long as you can.

Twitter employees, cracking knuckles, hefting ban-hammers: THIS IS WHAT WE'VE TRAINED FOR

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uspol, birdsite, imagine the meeting, 不 

@gamehawk didn't he get his account back already? I read something yesterday that he has been posting things again?

What I did notice was that the forum on reddit (r/donaldtrump) was finally banned yesterday. It's kind of sad, it was fun reading their nonsense.

uspol, birdsite, imagine the meeting, 不 

@loke He did, and now he's been permabanned. And literally is going from account to account, getting them banned too. at-POTUS, campaign accounts, random staffers. By tomorrow morning the entire executive branch of the federal government will be suspended.

uspol, birdsite, imagine the meeting, 不 

@gamehawk that's awesome bit of depressing, and as much as I want to laugh hysterically, I'm almost feeling sorry for the man child. He's really been forced to face up to the reality, which I guess is something that never happened before. He's gone through his life simply believing that if he just keeps doing what he's doing, eventually it will succeed.

uspol, birdsite, imagine the meeting, 不 

@loke Yeah, it's a weird cognitive dissonance: I feel sorry for the dude but also there are hundreds of thousands of people that might not be dead if he hadn't gotten this far.

uspol, birdsite, imagine the meeting, 不 

@gamehawk yeah, that's why it's hard to laugh about it. It's like a really bad drama, but people's lives have been destroyed because of this person.

Do you know what he posted that caused him to be banned, finally?

uspol, birdsite, imagine the meeting, 不 

@loke It was apparently less what he posted and more that Jack's employees finally said "do it or we quit."

He posted that he wouldn't be at the inauguration, which (since people are already organizing violence for the 17th *and* the 20th) Twitter decided could be interpreted as a signal that "I won't be there, go nuts."

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