Biason::Julio::new(); @juliobiason@functional.cafe

CHAIR!

Esse sábado, em Bento Gonçalves!

#Rust #Meetup #BentoGonçalves

Esse sábado, em Caxias do Sul!

#Python #PyCaxias #CaxiasDoSul

Oh heck.

"BuT cHrOmE iS fAsTeR!"

If you pick 5 versions back, Chrome will be 15% to 40% faster than the current Chrome, so fuck you.

https://krausest.github.io/js-framework-benchmark/2020/table_chrome_80.html

Still reading the HN comments and I'm still wondering if people did not realize the Rust post is using Rust -> Assembly as a black-box type of test, and all I can think of is

This image pisses me off.

You are running VSCode, a _text editor_; you opened a terminal inside VSCode; you opened Nano, a _text editor_ inside that terminal.

YOU FREAKING OPENED A TEXT EDITOR INSIDE A TEXT EDITOR! WHY? IT MAKES NO SENSE!

(But what could I expect from someone that claims Chrome is faster than Firefox?)

Some men just want to see their CPU burn.

Holy cow, we had an increase of -100% in our GCP costs!

(Goog can count good!)

In case you're wondering that the "Write in Rust" bar looks like, it is like this:

Brazil's president calls @GretaThunberg
a brat, and she promptly changes her Twitter bio to say "pirralha" (brat in Portuguese).

Not only Spotify kept moving the elements in a “Suggested for Today” group, one of the suggested albums had all two tracks unavailable.

Bolsonaro, que só conseguiu se eleger com ajuda dos bots, diz que sem bots, não consegue criar partido.

I turned TalkToTransformer into a lyricist.

So, FACEBOOK new logo?

Bozo destruíndo programas de humor.

Honk?

Em que mundo vive o Camarotti?

Bolso não tem como cair na vala comum; isso seria um upgrade na vida do cara.

Ele tá abaixo da vala comum.

Oh, go get fucked, StackOverflow.

Update: I drank the wine.