Also, it doesn't seem to have HDMI connection, but you can have it with the dock.
... but the controllers are not detachable, so... how do you play with it in the dock?
You keep looking at the Steamdeck screen and notice a blinking prompt.
"KDE/KERNEL/WHATEVER UPGRADE JUST BRICKED IT BUT I WILL DOWNGRADE ALL PACKAGES REALLY QUICK, OK!?"
I can already see:
A stranger stops in front of you. They pick their backpack and open it. They take the Steamdeck out of it and shove it in your face.
"IT RUNS ARCH, BTW"