@juliobiason that is a pain to be wired for something I think you think is better
@juliobiason scala has it
@pureevil FUCK. SCALA. IN. THE. FUCKING. BUTT.
@pureevil (Now that you mention it, I'm going to guess that Kotlin has a Result too.)
@pureevil Hey, guess who wasn't wrong: https://kotlinlang.org/api/latest/jvm/stdlib/kotlin/-result/index.html
@juliobiason somehow I think you use programming languages in the way they were not designed to be used.
@pureevil What do you mean? That languages have no butts?
@juliobiason that, and also you're supposed to write code, not fuck them.
@pureevil Well, considering how much programming languages actually fucked me, I assumed it was reciprocal.
@juliobiason I'm not sure that a guy in a Scala t-shirt fucking you in your butt counts as a programming language per se. Have you tried calling the police after that incident? Maybe he hasn't fled the country yet and there is a chance they can catch him.
@pureevil WHY DO YOU KEEP RUINING MY HOT TAKES? 😢
@pureevil I mean, c'mon, that "reciprocal" line was perfect...
@pureevil (PS: Just to clear, I had a lot of fun on this thread.)
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