Julio Biason @juliobiason@functional.cafe

Hoje vou passar o resto do dia ouvindo playlist de Festa Junina.

Guild Wars 2 - Roller Beetle Design Behind the Scenes
https://youtu.be/X4IlNB4sHJw?t=203

I put directly in the "sound design" part, 'cause I usually see this as the most interesting part of a behind scenes.

Yeah, "the tolerant must be intolerant to the intolerant to make the system tolerant", I know.

But I just want to punch the assholes in the face :(

I really want to jump in, but I'm pretty sure once I start responding those bigoted assholes, I'm going to lose my temper and that will mark my name forever as also an asshole.

That thread on Scala Forums just went downhill...

And we are back to our original programming...

If you know or work with Matt Hicks, punch him in the face till he loses his prejudice: https://users.scala-lang.org/u/darkfrog26/summary

The fucking forum doesn't even have a "report this post"...

... 'cause I want to hard to report this asshole for being an asshole.

ASSHOLE ALERT! ASSHOLE ALERT!

https://users.scala-lang.org/t/scala-pride-t-shirts-for-charity-fundraiser-1-week-left/2928/2

We have a party called "Progressist Party".

They just removed one of their congressman for involvement with transsexual people.

So I wonder how "progressit" those people actually are.

One thing I don't get about our upcoming election:

The people with higher rejection rate are also first or second in the "who will win" part.

Oh, wait. The pipeline IS complete (stupid linebreak in the logs); the problem is that the message the superclass is creating is not properly Base64 encoding the request before sending to the pipeline.

Not so "HOLY SHIT", downgrading to "wow".

Well, guess I found the problem why it didn't produce any results:

The function (on another class) that creates the processing pipeline is creating an incomplete pipeline; it just have the grouping and the sink, not the whole "extract, transform, transform, GROUP and THEN sink".

But, again: HOLY SHIT ME.

HOLY. SHIT.

The class run. It didn't produce any results, but it DID run.

Guess I'm Great on Java now...

Weirdly enough, it seems my factory classes are not serializable, for some reason...

Guess what: Bullshit superclass *appears* to work properly -- but one of my components is not serializable for some reason.

If this bullshit testing superclass I just created works, I'll bump my skill level of Java to "Great" on my resume.

"There are two hard things in IT: cache invalidation and naming things."

... but at least I keep checking a thesaurus most of the time to help with the second.

"Yes, I know. But we don't have time for that 😢"

No "Ok, gonna make this better". No "We'll deploy this and put a better solution later". Just "don't have time for that."

And that's how, kids, you get technical debt in your project.

... by a senior dev.