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functional.cafe is an instance for people interested in functional programming and languages.

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siege can have a little morphine as a treat

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they really should not have made oramorph so tasty, but at the same time, well done for making oramorph so tasty

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there really is not enough food and drinks out there that cater to people who want that metallic chemical synthetic flavour.

give me some drinks that taste like energy drinks but without the extreme amounts of caffeine please

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@loke sadly i need the carbs, wrong noc.