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"This house was literally built into nature" You mean somebody was rich and doesn't have neighbors

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"This house was literally built into nature" You mean somebody was rich and doesn't have neighbors

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When somebody gushes about a famous architect designed house surrounded by 80 acres of forest, I'm just, like, dude, you could have dropped a trailer there and achieved the same effect. It's not the house

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When somebody gushes about a famous architect designed house surrounded by 80 acres of forest, I'm just, like, dude, you could have dropped a trailer there and achieved the same effect. It's not the house

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what the hell, HTTP 3 doesn't even use TCP?

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what the hell, HTTP 3 doesn't even use TCP?

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The US has had some ass-ugly versions of its flag while the state list was growing

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The US has had some ass-ugly versions of its flag while the state list was growing

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When setting the dinner table it's an entire job just to stand sentry so cats can't steal the food, it's a fucking nightmare that defeats half the purpose of living indoors

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When setting the dinner table it's an entire job just to stand sentry so cats can't steal the food, it's a fucking nightmare that defeats half the purpose of living indoors

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@bob Where I used to live in Atlanta was surrounded by pecan trees, just loads and loads of food falling into the parking lot to get smashed by cars

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@bob Where I used to live in Atlanta was surrounded by pecan trees, just loads and loads of food falling into the parking lot to get smashed by cars

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House pets are for when you want to live a mostly modern lifestyle but also still be perpetually guarding food

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House pets are for when you want to live a mostly modern lifestyle but also still be perpetually guarding food

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I know I post about Elton John a lot, it's just because the hardware store is *always* playing him

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I know I post about Elton John a lot, it's just because the hardware store is *always* playing him

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Modern music has come so far off the chain that this guy has been reduced to old-fashioned muzak

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Modern music has come so far off the chain that this guy has been reduced to old-fashioned muzak

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It's so weird that *Elton John* is now "easy listening" at stores old people frequent, just think about who that is

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It's so weird that *Elton John* is now "easy listening" at stores old people frequent, just think about who that is

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A lot of the crunchy backlash against electronics didn't need to happen; it's the result of stupid design flaws. Consumer electronics are very much geared toward individual use and the decisions they made don't make sense when introduced into a family context. Didn't need to be so

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A lot of the crunchy backlash against electronics didn't need to happen; it's the result of stupid design flaws. Consumer electronics are very much geared toward individual use and the decisions they made don't make sense when introduced into a family context. Didn't need to be so

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Bluesky woman, Mastodon man, we get together every time we can. Federation failure can't keep us apart, there's too much love in this Mastodon heart. (Too much love in this Bluesky heart.)

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Bluesky woman, Mastodon man, we get together every time we can. Federation failure can't keep us apart, there's too much love in this Mastodon heart. (Too much love in this Bluesky heart.)

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> Ignorant and aggrieved is no way to live your life, by all measures a prosperous life in a prosperous country, a country that thousands of people fight very hard to get into for a shot at the opportunities this country affords.

Some 🔥 from my dear wife
https://open.substack.com/pub/thestore/p/leopards?r=27q3sd&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post

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> Ignorant and aggrieved is no way to live your life, by all measures a prosperous life in a prosperous country, a country that thousands of people fight very hard to get into for a shot at the opportunities this country affords.

Some 🔥 from my dear wife
https://open.substack.com/pub/thestore/p/leopards?r=27q3sd&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post

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The amount of undocumented wealth that flows through a well-used thrift store is astonishing. An invisible hub of economics invisible to statistics because everything moves at a small fraction of its worth

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The amount of undocumented wealth that flows through a well-used thrift store is astonishing. An invisible hub of economics invisible to statistics because everything moves at a small fraction of its worth

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If you do any home electrical work I recommend immediately dedicating a backpack and several drawers to parts and tools.

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If you do any home electrical work I recommend immediately dedicating a backpack and several drawers to parts and tools.

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I don't see it as a universal truism that software is going to continue to get as slow as increasingly fast hardware will allow it to get. I think that's a law that only holds when the people who write the software aren't the same people who pay to run the software: "the frontend"

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I don't see it as a universal truism that software is going to continue to get as slow as increasingly fast hardware will allow it to get. I think that's a law that only holds when the people who write the software aren't the same people who pay to run the software: "the frontend"

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Unlike server software, the operational expense of frontend code lies entirely on users, not authors.

Compared to server operators, the users who operate frontend code have very little insight into the expenses they are incurring.

Therefore, frontend code is optimized less. That segment of the industry is absolutely worse because the incentives are worse. There is only enough pressure to make interfaces that are fast enough to be usable.

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Unlike server software, the operational expense of frontend code lies entirely on users, not authors.

Compared to server operators, the users who operate frontend code have very little insight into the expenses they are incurring.

Therefore, frontend code is optimized less. That segment of the industry is absolutely worse because the incentives are worse. There is only enough pressure to make interfaces that are fast enough to be usable.

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Same goes for anybody who has a larger scope of responsibility than you, e.g. if you're an adult teenager, your mom. https://mastodon.social/@waldoj/113518 490987600106

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Same goes for anybody who has a larger scope of responsibility than you, e.g. if you're an adult teenager, your mom. https://mastodon.social/@waldoj/113518 490987600106

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A growing number of people believe that a growing number of people believe that the Earth is flat, despite a lack of evidence, despite a lack of evidence.

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A growing number of people believe that a growing number of people believe that the Earth is flat, despite a lack of evidence, despite a lack of evidence.

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Correction, involved in a *coverup* of sexual assault. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_ McMahon

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Correction, involved in a *coverup* of sexual assault. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_ McMahon