We all have that person in our lives. You know the one.
When you, say, need to use a specific API/language to turn a set of lights on when a certain button is pressed, /that/ great friend will respond with:
"Haha that's so easy to do! Just write"
(computer 'coding' voice + stiff robot arms)
"IF BUTTON EQUALS PRESSED, TURN LIGHTS ON."
Like wow no shit I have to do that! What would we ever do without that person?