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I have a hungry.

But, fixing this problem involves me getting dressed and driving out to a supermarket or to a fast-food joint.

Which do I value more? Continue lying in bed listening to the birds chirp in the trees? Or join the rat-race for today and regret my existence in this forsaken detachment from nature?

Why must I be so damn adult?