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I'm just tired today. Too much to do over the holidays.šŸ˜…

Religion, joke 


#Emacs #eglot says it can't find the command

but it's there !

In the terminal it's available !

"If a kernel patch breaks userspace, then it is an error in the kernel, not in userspace"

Why?? Why does Torvalds even need to reiterate this so often? How do some people not understand this rule?

My Ring contact is in my bio but please do not message it. I cannot find my password.

The schedule of this year's #FOSDEM Microkernel and Component-based devroom has been selected:

- What's new in the world of #seL4
- Microkernel virtualization under one roof (#genode)
- A roadmap for the #Hurd?
- A microkernel written in Rust: Porting the UNIX-like #Redox OS to Armv8
- Hands-on composition of basic #L4Re components
- #Unikraft: Unikernels Made Easy

"Atari Flashback Classic Collection" for the is downright awesome.

150 games for less than the retail price of Adventure 1.

Some time in the future, every term from the scene "Oh the noise!" in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" will become a strange euphemism for something or other.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wham my whowonka

#Jami is a free open source privacy-conscious alternative to Skype. Jami has no servers, calls are encrypted peer-to-peer, with personal data stored only on the devices making the call.

It's available for Android, iOS, Windows, Mac and Linux from its official site:

You can follow it on here:


Jami used to be known as "Ring", and has very recently changed its name. You may see both names used during the transition period.

#AlternativesAtoZ #DeleteMicrosoft

I mean... You don't have to say it - I know I'm a sucker, but most of the world is made out of suckers. Don't you want *most of the world* using your software?

I'd really like to see more rhetoric in the Free Software world. I hear "kind of neat" and "pretty handy" a whole lot, but NO! You're piece of software is the *BEST*! It's *PERFECTLY CRAFTED* by *MASTERS OF CODE* with the *FINEST SCRIPTS* and *CUTTING-EDGE TECHNIQUES*!

"Software update: minor bug fixes"

Me: pshhhh who cares.

"Our team has been working hard in the studio for months, and we're finally happy to announce the best bug-fix release we've ever seen!

Me: wow can't wait to upgrade!

Lisp-programmer: @all-programmer Try lisp before you die.

šŸ‘½ #lisp #programmer

So hired this 11 year old to make their website. I especially like the fact that the screenshots are heavily tinted different colours and don't give me an accurate representation of what the program looks like. Really adds a nice touch.

This isn't a big deal, but it leaves a sour taste in my mouth. At least no-one uses Atom.

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Functional CafƩ is an instance for people interested in functional programming and languages.