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For real if I were running for President I would use the Team Rocket speech.

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I guess I should quote it, too.

"To protect the world from devastation. To unite all people within our nations. To denounce the evil of truth and love. To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jesse! James! Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light. Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

But I mean really, it's pretty perfect. Just vague enough to make *everyone* agree with you!

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