I want to be able to write in Java and enjoy it. That way I could have a job and love it, too.
I'd also like to be able to fly like Superman, which is a much more reasonable goal.
@MutoShack IntelliJ IDEA makes it bearable, and if yo understand Java well, it's not too bad.
You can also use Kotlin which gives you a bit more freedom.
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