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This year I'm going to hate things less and instead look at the good side of things.

Lately I've been feeling like everything is horrible, whether or not it's true. I mean, those fries weren't THAT soggy, right?

Happy Gnu/year 🌠

@MutoShack Wait. Where does one get soggy fries? Is this something popular out East?
Ah Easteners. Inscrutable as always.

@gemlog

I personally have never had a complaint about fries, but a lot of people I know like to complain about them, so I guess it was just the most relatable thing I could think of. Maybe it *is* just an eastern thing 🤔

I think fries kind of get floppy when they aren't deep-fried long enough, *or* if they've been sitting out for a while. Particularly fast food fries (don't quote me on this though, I have no idea how fries are made).

@mutoshack
Wussified sobvideo, because posting gore without a spoiler is against the rules on my instance.
https://youtu.be/tTbcQvnMNJA

@maxmustermann

It's almost crazy to think there are just people sitting in the forest who wait for other people to pass by, just to chop them up.

That's like middle-school-campfire-story level evil!

@mutoshack That wasn't a forest and some people allege that the guys where blown off by the girls.

@maxmustermann

Oh, sorry. My mind made the "hiking = forests" connection since that's where I usually go hiking. Stupid of me!

Blown off, not blown off, it doesn't make much difference to me. Few things could justify murder, let alone murder by beheading.

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