A few months ago I saw a commercial for a Rakuten cellphone app. It goes something like this:
"Download the app & get money for free! It's /literally/ the best thing ever!"
Aren't commercials supposed to make us feel good? No? I think the best way to describe how I felt after watching this is:
"I want to become Rakuten then kill myself, because then at least Rakuten would be dead"
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