#Nintendo :
"In Super Smash Bros. 5, we replaced every character with Marth because that's everyone's favourite. Also it comes in a cardboard box."

#Playstation :
"The Vita never existed stop mentioning it."

#Valve :
"Here's Half Life 3, we made it as a joke game but you kept asking so whatever."

#Konami :
"What youve heard is fake news. Our employees LOVE us!"

#Namco :
"Pacman with even more limbs."

#Capcom :
"Our old games are the best so we sell them to you again."