Muto @MutoShack@functional.cafe

I generally see my microblog posts to be pretty normal, but my mother asks me about the things I say on here in a very concerned way.
Hi mom. This list is pinned for you to help get rid of some confusion

* GNU is not a drug

* I cannot download drugs

* I am not suicidal, it is just part of the joke.

* I am grammatically incorrect, not mentally ill.

* I am not part of a gang.

* The flashing button that says "Fix my computer" is NOT to be pressed.

* I may not always show it, but I love you.

I still get "Yakko's Universe" stuck in my head now & then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DufMJosYmJs

I've been having a hard time going to church ever since Father Frank Stemplfe retired.

Frank always had a < 8 minute homily, usually containing a joke. These other priests act like they're giving a TED talk or something!

Conspiracy (joke):

Every clothing company is actually a subsidiary of TJX and they pretend to be very high end to make you think you're getting a good price at Marshalls.

My brother is having trouble setting up his dance pad for StepMania, so I tried fixing it.

Windows is just a cute little blob of half-assed security. I actually enjoyed working through it!

Actually, cc @gemlog

PS,
it was good to see you on anonradio! I need to log on more often. There's always something interesting going on!

CIRA has a new marketing stunt that is... I admit... Kind of funny.

https://choose.ca

I don't like it when someone says "Your job is to do x and apply it to y" then just walks away.

I know how to do x & y, but please stick around, because I've been in situations where I thought I knew what I was doing but seriously messed stuff up!

It's nice to just say "Do x and apply it to y. Go ahead & try it." and supervise for a minute. It might be worth while.

I like to think that I just misspelled my phone number on all those resumes and that's why I'm getting no calls.

Gosh darnit "Josh Woodward - The Shade From Our Trees" is so good.

The whole album, I mean.

Lots of trick or treaters this year!

Some kids tried to come back twice, and some tried to get candy without costumes, but I ain't havin' none of that!

All in all though, it was really fun!

Specifically, the coffee song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slgEYXJ1sZQ

Guys, "Shop Opera" has some of the best music videos (and songs).

Like hot darn.
#NowPlaying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wal3iyx_pqA

#Perl 6 was renamed to #Raku.

I didn't know that!
https://raku.org/