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I generally see my microblog posts to be pretty normal, but my mother asks me about the things I say on here in a very concerned way.
Hi mom. This list is pinned for you to help get rid of some confusion

* GNU is not a drug

* I cannot download drugs

* I am not suicidal, it is just part of the joke.

* I am grammatically incorrect, not mentally ill.

* I am not part of a gang.

* The flashing button that says "Fix my computer" is NOT to be pressed.

* I may not always show it, but I love you.

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I love Guix's idea of transaction management and rollback. I look forward to see how this particular Linux Distribution is going to evolve. They are off to a good start!

guix.gnu.org/blog/2018/multi-d

#Linux #Science #Technology #CS

Religion 

Conspiracy (joke):

Every clothing company is actually a subsidiary of TJX and they pretend to be very high end to make you think you're getting a good price at Marshalls.

My brother is having trouble setting up his dance pad for StepMania, so I tried fixing it.

Windows is just a cute little blob of half-assed security. I actually enjoyed working through it!

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How many monitors are attached to your home computer?

Actually, cc @gemlog

PS,
it was good to see you on anonradio! I need to log on more often. There's always something interesting going on!

CIRA has a new marketing stunt that is... I admit... Kind of funny.

choose.ca

Pet peeve 

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An old image of a pathway in the Nature Sanctuary. I put some Steinberg dithering over it.
#Photography #Film #Dither

I like to think that I just misspelled my phone number on all those resumes and that's why I'm getting no calls.

Gosh darnit "Josh Woodward - The Shade From Our Trees" is so good.

The whole album, I mean.

Lots of trick or treaters this year!

Some kids tried to come back twice, and some tried to get candy without costumes, but I ain't havin' none of that!

All in all though, it was really fun!

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According to facebook, political ads may lie, bu tthe sexual use of the eggplant and the peach (very common in the gay community) are not tolerable

nypost.com/2019/10/29/sexual-u

Guys, "Shop Opera" has some of the best music videos (and songs).

Like hot darn.

youtube.com/watch?v=wal3iyx_pq

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Ok, so what is everyone's superpower:

Suoerman: I have super strength, the ability to fly, and x-ray vision
Aquaman: I am the son of Poseidon and can call any sea creatures at will.
Me: I soak dishes before washing them.

(Gasps all around the room. A hushed mutter exclaims "wow, what a badass")

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Running #Minix3, #HaikuOS and #Hurd right now on my laptop in VMs and with #i3 as my window manager.

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